Crime Squad 3D – The Only Police Procedural Where the Procedure Is “More Coffee?”
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Ladies and gentlemen, law-abiding citizens, and anyone currently hiding behind the sofa - we are proud (and mildly surprised) to announce that Crime Squad 3D is now available as a single, budget-friendly 3D Blu-ray from EYEPOP-3D.
Yes, you heard correctly. What was once a rather exclusive 4-disc 3D Blu-ray set available only to brave UK Kickstarter backers and persistent eBay treasure hunters has now been responsibly condensed into one perfectly respectable disc. One disc. Containing all the law enforcement chaos you can safely handle.
What Is Crime Squad 3D?
Crime Squad 3D is a native stereoscopic 3D cop comedy web series starring the remarkably underqualified officers Richard Rize and Dawn Shine: two dedicated public servants who are far more committed to coffee refills than criminal apprehension.
If there’s a crime in progress, they’ll be there. Eventually. After a donut.
Shot natively in stereoscopic 3D (because if you’re going to make something this ridiculous, you may as well make it dimensional), the series runs 50+ minutes and proves beyond reasonable doubt that adding depth does not necessarily add competence.
Previously Only for the Elite (and Slightly Confused)
Until now, Crime Squad 3D was only available as:
A 4-disc 3D Blu-ray set via a UK Kickstarter campaign
A limited UK eBay release for those who enjoy late-night bidding wars
A single VHS Tape stored in a damp basement
This made it rare. Possibly too rare. Like a detective who reads the manual.
Now, thanks to EYEPOP-3D, it’s available in a single-disc edition that’s easier to obtain than a confession from Richard Rize (which is to say, very easy, especially if he thinks it’s about biscuits).
What’s On the Disc?
The Full Crime Squad Remaster3D 50+ Minute Series (Shot Natively in 3D)
That’s right. This isn’t one of those “we'll fix it in post and hope for the best” situations. Crime Squad 3D was shot using proper stereoscopic camera rigs. Real lenses. Real alignment. Real arguments about interaxial distance.
You’ll experience:
Genuine parallax
Honest-to-goodness depth
The unsettling sensation that a donut may float directly into your living room
Over One Hour of Native 3D Extras
Because nothing says “serious filmmaking” like an extended look at how everything went mildly wrong.
Included:
Extensive Behind The Scenes footage (in native 3D, naturally)
Bloopers (shockingly plentiful)
Alternative takes (often by accident)
A 25-minute in-depth look at the stereoscopic camera equipment
Here's a taster of the look at the 3D cameras... in 3D of course!
Yes, twenty-five minutes of lovingly documented 3D camera hardware. It’s riveting. It’s educational. It’s the most disciplined thing associated with this production.
If you’ve ever wanted to see how dual-camera rigs are aligned while two actors debate the correct ratio of sugar to coffee, this is your moment.
A Cop Show With Depth (Literally)
At its heart, Crime Squad 3D is a love letter to classic slapstick police comedies - full of awkward interrogations, misplaced confidence, and the distinct feeling that the criminals are probably more organised than the authorities.
Richard Rize brings enthusiasm. Dawn Shine brings marginally more awareness. Together, they bring… coffee.
And now, thanks to this new EYEPOP-3D single disc edition, they also bring stereoscopic chaos directly into and simultaneously out of your home cinema system.
Now Available from EYEPOP-3D in the USA
The new single-disc 3D Blu-ray edition makes Crime Squad 3D accessible, affordable, and far less complicated than the original 4-disc release.
One disc. Fifty-plus minutes of native 3D cop comedy. Over an hour of 3D extras. Zero successful stakeouts.
If you appreciate authentic stereoscopic filmmaking, independent production spirit, and law enforcement officers who consider “case closed” a metaphor for shutting the donut box — this release is for you.
Crime Squad 3D: Protecting the public. Eventually. In three dimensions.
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LIMITED Original Remaining Stock ONLY Available from Ebay UK
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